Guys, I am cowering my head in shame as I have not posted since this time last WEEK. So much for my #100DaysofWriting. Even with weekends off, which I decided was necessary quite early on, this is still four days of nothing. I am getting back on the horse today with a post that I have been meaning to write for a while on greeting cards.... don't worry, it'll have lots of pics.
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Happy Birthday You Alcoholic, Spendthrift, Chocoholic, Cat-Lover...
The other day I went shopping for a birthday card for one of my best friends and left feeling irritated. This is something I have experienced before when hunting for cards. You see in well-stocked card shops and boutiques there is usually a wide variety of cards, many of which blow the stereotype out of the window, but most still reinforce it and in shops with a smaller choice, they all do.
What is this stereotype you may ask?
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| Here are some "ladies" having lunch... obvs with oodles of shopping bags and wearing ballgowns |
According
to Greeting Cards, women are shopaholics who only care about looking
good and the sensual pleasures in life eg: chocolate, cake and wine. Or cats.
Or they think about cock all the time. And they spend lots of money on
said chocolate and shopping, but it is always their boyfriend's cash. And they "never have enough to wear", which is like the world's biggest disaster OMFG.
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| Does this really need a caption? There are some breasts... |
Men
- according to greeting cards - men are equivalently obsessed with
tits and alcohol (maybe fair in some cases). And football is their shopping and they also
enjoy complaining about how their wives and girlfriends spend all their
money on shopping and wine etc. But men also have cars, all forms of
transport, actually, they tend to favour trains in youth and then cars
and boats (not sure how greeting -card woman gets anywhere- perhaps she
has to wait for her boyfriend to pick her up in a sports car). Greeting
card man also has all the sports that he can play, woman sometimes makes
reference to the gym, but usually only in the context of how she'd
prefer to have a Sauvignon Blanc. (She is definitely an alcoholic) .
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| See all women spend ridiculous amounts of money on face cream if it ensures a youthful appearance |
Greeting
card woman is also very concerned with her age and her lines and how
people might think she looks compared to some 18 year old woman. Men are
concerned about age too, but mostly because they aren't as good at
football and maybe no women will let them stick it in them. They then progress straight to grumpy old man who likes gardening and moaning. Apparently.
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| Here they are... busy bitching about some wrinkles on some other, older women... |
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| Ahhh a lovely Princess.. with animals dancing about her. That squirrel must be GM... haven't seen a red one in years. |
Greeting card woman is also often described as being bossy and high maintenance and always right. Whether these are the only women who receive cards/star in them is unclear. Yes, she is either a bossy cow or a Princess or a Mum.. The Princesses piss me off the most to be honest, they are always wearing bloody pink and they really do nothing except wear crowns...
I spoke to my mother a while back about my frustration with greeting cards and she calmly said... yes but do you know how much these new stereotypes are a step forward from the old ones... She was talking about cards that featured good wives who cooked and often featured a vacuum cleaner as the central excitement. I understood her point.
And by the way, I think the stereotypes in cards are bad for men as well. I like to think that although men may enjoy looking at a large breast/having a beer/watching football, they may wish to be defined by some other facets of their personality on their day of birth.
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| Men are extremely simple don't you know... |
Anyway, rant over, here are some more of the LOL cards I have discovered.... And if anyone else buys me a card about being a shopaholic who's constantly keeling over from excessive consumption of Rose Pinot and cake, I may scream... Unless... maybe... that's what people think of me. ;)
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| Another Wino Wendy. So LOL and original. |
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| So I forgot how Greeting Card Woman is also really shit at packing and has to take LOADS of suitcases. Probs for all her clothes and shopping and face creams... |
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| HA HA HA. Your daughter is an obese alcoholic who can't read ROFL ROFL |
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| Young Greeting Card Woman (and Man) is often obsessed with WiFi and Gadgets. Apaz also still LOL to sort of hint and domestic abuse... |
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| Aaaah a classic... (read no man in her life, probs wears weird clothes, smells) |
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| Still wrong to be called high-maintenance and demanding. So deny it girls. Get your blow drys in secret. Wear jeans with rips. |
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| Daphne is a lucky bitch who apparently lives in a lovely rural community with fields etc |
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| Ah classic dog/bitch joke. Throw in a sausage there... why not... |
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| What a bossy, hysterical woman. Also where is Mr Bossy.. |
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| Why would they when women love shopping SO MUCH and spending all their cash. LOL that men love Hawaiian shirts as well. |
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| This is what women think, all the time |
#The100DayProject #100DaysofWriting, Day 13 (late)
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