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Friday 22 November 2013

WhatsApp of the Week: 1 - On Women, Men and Sex in Your Twenties

So I have realised for a wannabe-wit, my blog has not been that funny. Mostly serious I think I'm well cultured kind of posts with snippets of philosophical musings and my own brand of wordiness. So I am introducing a regular feature called... WhatsApp of the Week to cheer things up a bit.

It will be interesting/funny/weird conversations I have had with my friends over the previous week. Some times with background, sometimes not. 

Please take it as lightly as it is meant. I like to consider myself slightly above average intelligence and a very open, non-judgemental, in fact quite liberal in most ways type of person. However, the banter you have with your friends on instant messenger is not always thought completely through and I am usually looking for a quick judgement or a cheap laugh. #sorrynotsorry. See, I used to be a language nazi and now I use hashtags and digital phrasing. Whatever. Also, I will keep all the convo in, except names and similar.

This first one is between myself and my theatre-date friend. It all started with an email.


This is a snippet of said article in the Telegraph:


And blah blah on it goes..you should know that we are 27- so a little older than this..

Here is the conversation we managed to have over this. I think we made a complicated issue quite light work ;)...


Until next time...


Thursday 21 November 2013

Sshh... It's a.. Secret Theatre, Show 3 at The Lyric

Doctor, Governor, Journalist, Spiritual Helper

The Lyric in Hammersmith is famous for its creative and original productions of both old and new works. The recent buzz surrounding its new Secret Theatre series had not escaped me, but it was only when Show 3 begun that my usual theatre-date friend and I actually made an effort to book tickets. I apologise in advance if this review is a little rambling or discombobulated, it was that kind of night.

"Wear comfy shoes" we were told before. What? I was nervous. Although I love experimental theatre, anything that hints of audience participation tends to freak me a little, especially when there is no real description as to what the play is about.

I tried to find some reviews, but they were all rightly vague. I managed to establish that the Lyric had building works going on and you had to walk up numerous steps to where the play was being performed. Aaah I see. Health and safety and all.

When we arrived at the Lyric to collect the tickets, well in time for some pre-performance wine, we were told... "Meet in the foyer... 730... Don't be late, don't be late... We’ll leave without you."

Alright calm down... We sat right next to the foyer in the bar slurping wine and furtively checking our phones and glancing over to the approved meeting area "don't be late, don't be late."

Jittery already, our Sauvignon Blanc was interrupted by a theatre official (Captain of Health and Safety or some such) making an announcement in the bar.
 
The Governor and Warden
"You have to climb some stairs to get to the performance area, so if you feel you can't manage this, let us know, we will take you a different route... don't be late."

Cue thoughts of the future when we couldn't manage stairs. Perish the thought. Eventually we were ready to go and indeed we climbed up a fair few stairs before we reached the performance area. Oh ok we managed the stairs, we weren't late and we were numbed a little by our drinks. Now we could relax as we shuffled on benches - front row - cue more nerves from me.

The premise of the play as I saw it is capital punishment, authority, good and evil and a little bit of cause and effect. You are aware of the capital punishment issue from the beginning. It is clearly spelled out to you by the Governor of the Prison, attendants, journalist and others who are all there to watch an execution. It is clearly spelled out to you by the set which shows a lonely bed with a raised head and clearly not a friendly bed.

The Doctor
The first half is mostly amusing. As the Prison Governor is debuting her new form of the death penalty, an experiment which may be taken country-wide; the victim/criminal, Richard Sanger (Leo Bill) is an abductor, a rapist, a horrible man by all accounts. The rapport between the prison attendants is comical and the character of the watching journalist - though slightly obvious - is recognisable and easily disapproved of by any liberal theatregoer. The man who is meant to die, does not, cue more humour and a wonderful portrayal of a student doctor confused by his loyalty to his profession, morals and his career. Titter, titter.

21st Century wall still up we can take this, the audience I mean, we can take this, they're killing a man or trying to, so what... Yes, yes there's the politics and power scuffles and morality queries by all the players and yet still as the audience we are thinking aaahhh lovely yes, this is going to teach us about how capital punishment is not the answer. This is going to give us food for thought and great dinner party discussion. Great.  We are all waiting for the moral to be told to us and then we can forget about it and go home to our warm beds. And then something happens...

The rapist, though he has not died, has seemingly forgotten everything and therefore may be classed as mentally unstable and cannot be killed- laws as they are. It changes the judgement ruled. With a time limit on the success of the experiment, as the governor is set to report into the Home Secretary the next morning, she and the wardens and the doctor desperately try to force the man to remember what he has done so they can try to kill him again. By this point we are feeling uncomfortable, but there is still humour. They try everything they can, sinking to the depths of bringing in the identical twin sister of the murdered girl (Katherine Pearce) who has been sat in the execution viewing room. The governor gets her there through obvious psychological manipulation and she promptly faints.

The Criminal

Then they bring in the criminal's special-needs brother (Billy Seymour), who has also been in the waiting room. For a while he goes into spasms of joy and they embrace. Following some reminiscing on their childhood and some soft strokes and hugs from Richard, he admits he turned Richard in- he found the half-dead girl in the cupboard and turned his own brother in. He says his mother knew all along. We feel sorry for this poor, strange and certainly below-average intelligent boy and we even feel a little sorry for the neutered criminal.

Then suddenly whilst in his brother's embrace, Richard the raper regains himself, or that which he has never lost, that which he has only been faking and kills his poor brother on the spot.

He then launches into a ferocious monologue terrifying his rapt audience.

"He was lying you know, he knew all along. He had a go on her himself. He just panicked when the stupid slut died."

Cue more moral questioning from the audience as we know he speaks the truth.

On and on and on he goes, evil to the core as he threatens to kill various members of the team.

Then suddenly we leave them. Aware that dawn is breaking and the experiment has not worked. How will this end?

The lights are down and we hear the sound of a wall moving as the entire right hand side of the stage area is pulled back to reveal the theatre - or where the audience usually sit. We are on the stage. Rows and rows of blank seats stare back at us as we look right, feeling observed, feeling part of the whole experiment.

Then up in the circle, we see two of the guards sitting watching us. They are talking as-if outside the prison where media and protestors are waiting and apparently ambulances and police.

"I filled the syringes with water. I sabotaged it. I couldn't let this happen, I couldn't let out society regress." He speaks over the empty stalls.

"And now they are all dead” says the other, "what was the point. Your own selfish heroic cause; that was not the way you should have done it!"

Really that is all I remember. And then we, the audience filed out, numb from it. Too many questions, too much to think-over and no signposts to tell us what we should think. That I believe is a sign of good theatre.

What made the play so successful is not only the topsy-turvy, disorientating staging, but the class of the actors - particularly the wonderful Leo Bill as Richard who had us all thrilled, Billy Seymour played the part of his mentally disabled brother sensitively with no clichés and Cara Hogan as the governor has an alarming presence on stage- wonderful acting.

The music and staging was also extremely successful, each item, each chorus necessary not over-cluttered, forcing us to focus on the action.

I'm not going to pretend it was a happy experience, it was not. I laughed, cried and was horror-struck and afraid in equal measure. It took two bottles of wine afterwards for my friend and I to feel near to normal. But it was a powerful performance that I'd certainly recommend.



Roll on Show 4... Coming soon

More on the cast and crew here...




Lyric Hammersmith, Lyric Square, King St, London W6 0QL

Images are all (c) The Lyric on Flickr 

Thursday 14 November 2013

The Sublime.. It's in the Stars Don't You Know...

Earth and Space - Highly Commended:

Snowy Range Perseid Meteor Shower by David Kingham (USA)

 

A Personal Appreciation of the Astronomy Photographer of the Year 2013 at The Royal Observatory Greenwich (from 19th September 2013 - 23 February 2014) and the Sublime.

 

It started as a sunny, October Sunday when I started to drive the not altogether pleasant route to Greenwich from South West London. Then almost as soon as I left the rain came and came and came. It was very wet rain... wet, large drops that leave everything saturated and heavy, not the lazy drizzle almost unnoticed by Londoners. 

Very soon the water ran arrogantly down the streets - fuck your drainage systems - poured over my car - it's wipers almost rendered futile and London was all grey streams and reflective surfaces . Why had I decided to break the mould and actually do something more than stumble upon roast and red wine on a Sunday, I admonished myself. I was driving though, so I hoped I'd be able to park near the Royal Observatory. 

I hadn't reckoned with my total reliance on my google maps app in an area I don't know at all - it lead me to a parking spot that required a walk. I began to walk it, a token scarf tied over my already soaking hair, my pumps slapping and squelching in what I can only describe as the pond I was walking through. I ducked into the National Maritime Museum, which had clearly been the idea of several others and the smell of human damp and sweat under cagoules and the water running down my face was almost enough to make me give up and drive straight back home. I called my cousin, a Greenwich resident, who I was meeting and who I was already one hour late for... "It's OK... You can drive here.. Just go back along the main road." Back through the rain, back in the car and I did make it. The car park was so close that I barely had to go outside - ironic given my already sodden state.

Perhaps my rambling introduction of how hateful I was feeling when I entered the free exhibition, will give some idea of how not-in-the mood I was. Wet, ill-tempered and miles from home, guilty that I was late, sliding all over the floor in my ballet pumps, aware that the building closed in two hours so we would have to rush. 

People and Space - Category winner: Moon Silhouettes by Mark Gee (Australia)

And then we went to see the photos. 

Overall and Earth and Space winner: Guiding Light to the Stars by Mark Gee (Australia)

I should mention that I am no scientist, whilst I proffer a mild interest in the sciences, it is mainly in basic biology - anything that links into art and literature or anyone that does. I hate Chemistry, though I comprehend it. I can't understand Physics and I don't pretend to; the only part I really enjoyed at school was Space and the Universe. That does interest me. 

Deep Space-Category Winner: Celestial Impasto: sh2–239 by Adam Block (USA)

The images ranged from depictions of the transit of Venus, comets, nebulae, aurorae and more and some pictures include parts of our tiny earth in them showing further scale and perspective. Winning entries have come from all around the world and this year was a record breaking year, with more images entered than ever before.

As I knew before I visited, every image was stunning, in the literal sense.   

When I saw this exhibition was on, I had to see it. Not just because of the sheer magnitude and art of the images but because of the feeling of smallness in the world that looking into the sky at night (and depictions of it) gives me. Some people hate that, I love it, it thrills me, a reflective thrill - sometimes slightly melancholic, but a thrill none-the-less. It does what views of cityscapes do (also called sonder); what vast natural and rough landscapes do, what outpourings of international emotion - good or bad- do, what great machines or lavish buildings do. It relaxes me, it scares and delights me and it makes me feel insignificant and I love it. It's like a drug. 


The term sublime was originally coined as an adjective in the 1st century AD but I came to it in 18th-century terms at university through the philosopher Edmund Burke musings on a sort of pleasurable terror in his A Philosophical Enquiry into the Origin of Our Ideas of the Sublime and Beautiful (1757). Burke’s definition of the sublime focuses on such terms as darkness, obscurity, privation, vastness, magnificence, loudness and suddenness. Mostly though, I studied it through the Romantic poets, Coleridge and Wordsworth who recognised the redemptive powers of nature, but also the vastness and turbulence of the natural world and the human response to it. 

Young Astrophotographers - Category winner:

The Milky Way Galaxy by Jacob Marchio (USA), aged 14

The modern philosopher, Alain de Botton says:
"It had been the icecaps, the deserts, the volcanoes and the glaciers that had given us a sense of finitude and limitation and had elicited a feeling in which fear and respect coagulated into a strangely pleasing feeling of humility, a feeling which the philosophers of the eighteenth century had famously termed the sublime."
And Richard Holmes, the Romantics biographer says:
"Physical vision - one might say scientific vision - brings about a metaphysical shift in the observer's view of reality as a whole. The geography of the earth, or the structure of the solar system, are in an instant utterly changed, and forever. The explorer, the scientific observer, the literary reader, experience the Sublime: a moment of revelation into the idea of the unbounded, the infinite."
To be honest, at uni, I didn't really get it, the literary language and fussy poetry took all my attention from identifying the feeling. It was really on my own, that I realised what it meant and grew to love the feeling of incredible smallness and insignificance. 

In the modern world, as I said it is not just in nature and the stars but in the way we live our lives, in seeing the wider picture and our role in a living breathing world of which you are just a tiny part. See below the definition of Sonder, which is supposed to be a sad feeling, I think it is wonderful.


It is why I loved this exhibition and all the talented photographers involved in it. It is why I think that sceptics who ridicule astrology and say - how can these stars and planets affect us, it's ridiculous, are a little ridiculous themselves. I mean how can they not, we are tiny, they are huge, the sun lightens our hair and darkens are skin and naturally wakens us. I am not endorsing the daily horoscope but simply looking at the unquantifiable vastness of these rocks and gas balls, surely they must have a little affect.

I'd recommend all to see the exhibition, whether you want to see a pretty picture, enquire over the techniques used or get off a little on how large and amazing our world is.

Blurb
The Royal Observatory Greenwich is proud to present the winning images of Astronomy Photographer of the Year 2013. This free exhibition showcases some incredible images of the sky, ranging from within our solar system to far into deep space.
 Quote 1: The Pleasures and Sorrows of Work, Alain de Botton
Quote 2: The Age of Wonder: How the Romantic Generation Discovered the Beauty and Terror of Science, Richard Holmes

Images are all (C) the photographers and RMG.co.uk